Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

codys dildo

the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around

i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by iamcody November 22, 2011

digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.

Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?

by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008

Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.

1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.

by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016