by Twiggy6969 December 30, 2019
Get the Diet thotmug. When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022
Get the Dick dietmug. by Playboymikey January 27, 2018
Get the Diet Hoemug. 1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.
2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.
Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.
Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
by fishy! October 30, 2011
Get the Diet-legalmug. When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.
Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022
Get the Devastation dietmug. "Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."
by Hungry Joe May 9, 2015
Get the butter dietmug. a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013
Get the Lion Dietmug.