dick

my cock is really really really really hard

my dick got hard one day

by BonerRage December 6, 2016

Dick

In Atlanta Georgia and commonly in the South the word dick is used to refer to a gun.

The bitch nigga kept playing so I had to up the dick on him .

by Drugg_money May 15, 2016

dicked

having someone draw a weiner on yer shit

you got dicked bitch

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

Dick

Dick has many different words for it such as penis, cock, the best thing ever etc. This is the part on the part on the male that hangs down . I have been told they get in the way and are pointless but that is a lie. Without these where would we get kids from I mean it goes in and kids firm

Omg Harry ur dick is the best

by Simply holly October 12, 2016

Dick

1. That guy is a dick

This guy is a dick for removing me out of a group for no reason

by I Hate Dicks And Fuck Boyz September 12, 2016

Dick

Another word for balls or penis. Stick it in a vagina to make girls moan your name.

Girl: hey, Ashley told me you have a beautiful dick. Mind if i touch ;)

Boy: wouldnt mind at all. Meet me in the toilets in 5 mins

Girl: ok *5 mins later she walks to the toilets*

Boy: hello again. U ready?

Girl: fuck yes!!

Boy: *unzips Jeans and takes his boxers off*

Girl: holy shit!!! Thats amazing *she slowly rubs the dick*

Boy: *moans loudly. Grabs her jeans and unbuttons them* may i??

Girl: mmmm yea

Boy: *bends down and slowly licks her clit*

Girl: Mmmmmmm. Fuckkkk!!

Boy: *she cums in his mouth. He gets up and positions himself at her entrance*

Girl: Mmm yes!! Fuck me daddy!!!!

Boy: *sticks it in, thrusting in and out slowly*

Girl: god! Ur amazing!! Dont stop!

Boy: i wont *thrusts in and out faster*

Girl: *kisses down his neck*

Boy: Mmmm yes!!

Girl: im gonna cum!!

Boy: cum for me baby!!

Girl: *cums* ahhhhh yessss!!!

Boy: yes!! Almost there!!!

*both reach climate together*

Girl: Fucking hell!

Boy: we should maybe do that again..

Girl: i would love to. But on a bed haha

Boy: yea haha

by One ‘n’ only Josh June 5, 2018

dick

something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after.

' hey man listen to this dick
something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after. '

by peter 111222333 June 21, 2009