For an older gentleman, a really, really excellent erection (so hard it could cut diamonds) that appears as often as a blue moon. Most common when awakening eXtremely early in the morning hours.
Patricia wake up....I've got a real Diamond Cutter here.....and there's only a finite amount of these left!
by Everlast X April 14, 2017
Hey give me some idea for my Discord alt account.
Hmm since you like Minecraft, how about Diamond ore?
Oh that's a good idea!
Hmm since you like Minecraft, how about Diamond ore?
Oh that's a good idea!
by just a normal lurker November 17, 2021
Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.
Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."
Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
by Bageez March 11, 2014
When you and your brother fool around in the shower. This can include sexual activities such as kissing, blowing, or fucking each other.
Friend: Where the fuck have you been, you said you were pulling up an hour ago?
Luke: Sorry, my brother is visiting from college and he surprised me with the Diamond Special.
Luke: Sorry, my brother is visiting from college and he surprised me with the Diamond Special.
by Joost Pluimers February 11, 2022
When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.
by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 03, 2021
All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.
After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.
by alucidreality February 16, 2010
"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."
by CmAC August 25, 2015