desperate

Someone that sleeps around with half of their people in their town, and gets married in their early 20s and has kids at a young age. Someome that rushes into things.

Amy: that girl is so desperate to have kids at a young age.

Sally: dang she's desperate.

by Kamiko Yamaguchi June 2, 2016

Deeter

when someone's being an idiot.

Layton: throws molotov at the escape route blocking it entirely

Me: God damnit, you're such a deeter!

by Bonkerino August 13, 2019

deet deeter

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

by G wood February 13, 2008

skibber-deener

little booger that forms in the corners of the eyes, usually when sleeping.

whoops, you got a skibber-deener there, let me get that for you.

by mike0770 November 1, 2009

desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

Desperado

If you have not been laid in at least 6 months the desperado rule takes effect meaning that anyone/anything you sleep with will not be held against you.

You slept with WHO?

I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!

Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...

by Todays_Chaos October 11, 2008

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011