Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.

*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.

by AssBlaster805 February 4, 2022

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Dealer man

The act of Being jealous of someone

I feel so dealer man of her

by 459395 March 10, 2022

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Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.

Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.

Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.

Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.

Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

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Deggle

When you come up with a genius idea after mishearing someone else

McDonald's CEO: we should add pizza to our menu

McDonald's manager: did you say we should make a new sandwich using thousand island dressing called the BigMac?

McDonald's CEO: nope not at all but that's a genius idea!! you just deggled me an idea!!

by DefTheDefguy July 25, 2022

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