Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?
Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.
by Dopeflover May 10, 2023
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a slur or different word for playing a snare drum while masterbating.
"bro when i get home imma watch someone bingle bongle dingle dangle"
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dangle fanny

The awkward squirming motion a girl must perform in bed in order
to make him sleep on the wet patch.
I was so into it last night I didn't even notice her dangle fanny maneuver set us to my side before the big finale.
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Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
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Dilli Dangle

A penis or dick. The male anatomy. My member, my mini me.
Girl: Damn that is one nice dilli dangle
Dude: thanks

That girl can sit, squat, and ride my dilli dangle.
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Donquavion Dangle

Donquavion Dangle is a low sophistacated being and the uncle of Quandale Dingle. Donquavion Dangle although living a great life is unfortunately dying of AIDS from chocking his chicken to asain girls on Xvideos for 12 hours straight. Donquavion has only 2 weeks to live as of 7-31-22 and will hopefully recover with the help of intense loli hentai.
Stranger 1: Yo, did you hear about Donquavion Dangle

Stranger 2: Yeah its got me sad
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Dangle Eye

When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.

May also be confused with a lazy eye.
"Hey look at that cross-eyed bitch"
"No that's a dangle eye"
by teddi1234 August 04, 2008
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