dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.

Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......

by dalainimick March 1, 2010

dangerous arch

When you have a fat ass and you show it in just the right way

She got such a dangerous arch it make a nigga bust real quick

by Technically_homeless December 27, 2020

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat

I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school

by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020

Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.

Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.

by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019