dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

dusty toe

A dusty Toe is a feminine man who usually has no toe jam.

"wow your such a dusty toe"

by Dixelpixel December 1, 2019

wealthy dusty

A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
“Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)

“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”

by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020

Dusty Dude

Minecraft YouTuber who produces and designs automatic machines and farms.

Did you saw the wither rose farm from Dusty Dude? Yeah, he used the wither to kill the endermen.

by anonymous May 27, 2020

dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011