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Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.
Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.
by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020
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croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...
by bjeng July 12, 2018
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Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.
by Papa T January 26, 2021
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
mugGet the Swanson's diseasemug.

captain disease

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
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Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013
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Platts disease

That smell in the room that makes you gag real bad.
Platts ass is rancid today. It’s that platts disease
by 964 December 29, 2019
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