Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.

Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009

Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.

I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009

illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent

i have illegal shit poop disease

by BRAKOZA July 27, 2016

Lei's High Disease (LHD)

A disease that you get when you lack sleep.
Things like sleep deprivation or too much homework/procrastination will increase the chances of contracting LHD.
Symptoms include craziness, overhappiness, highness, wanting to cut hair off, unreasonable logic, and dancing.

Lei has contracted Lei's High Disease (LHD) and now she thinks circles are squares

by Potato Marcus November 26, 2018

Honey bunches of yeet disease

A disorder where you yeet ( throw) random items and get a squiky voice

He got that honey bunches of yeet disease

by Yeet mallex March 21, 2019

Dirty dick disease

DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.

#dirty dick disease #buddyfucker

by Connectingdots December 11, 2019

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021