Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.
"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."
by John The Kook April 28, 2010
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dingle balls

one who is so stupid that you can actually hear their balls jingle as they skip along
Rae-ann is a big hairy dingle balls.
by sshannon August 10, 2005
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Dingle Berry

a piece of shit that hangs from your pupic hairs and is stuck to them and when attempted to remove it really hurts.
my poop stuck to my pupic hair.
by Brittney January 16, 2004
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dingle berry

When a piece of crap in the shape of a ball hangs from the ass of a cow.
by mindy June 06, 2003
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dingle hopper

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!
i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.
by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
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dingle

the greates character in Reno 911 ever
by shizzle makizzle October 24, 2003
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dingle sneeze

when you fart and a dingle berry come flying off and hits your lover in the face and creates a fake mole
Girl I just dingle sneezed on you.
by boomdelacow April 05, 2010
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