Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

Ding Mingy

Lol I don’t have to explain this

Yes, that pair of Gucci shoes is quite Ding Mingy, yo.

by Ding Ming Mingeroo December 3, 2019

Ding Ding

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020