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Lucky Crunchy

When you open a fresh bag of potato chips, take one off the top and crush it inside a girls pussy. Then lick it out and to eat it while you throat fuck her.
I heard Wyatt and his girlfriend did a lucky crunchy last night!
by The_Dufe July 8, 2023
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Crunchy

Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.
by Foollery July 19, 2020
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Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”
Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil
by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023
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Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.
Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.
by elbeeay May 30, 2024
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Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
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Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass
Ewww that bitch is crunchy!
by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017
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crunchy

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"
by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021
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