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Hot crock

To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.
Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money
by David Cameron 1973 June 7, 2018
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Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola
Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?
by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021
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Country Crock Biscuit

When a woman cums many times added with male sperm, drips into the asscrack and you get up to use the restroom the woman feels the butter between her cheeks. Country Crock Biscuit
Omg Becky, my boyfriend filled me up last night! It all dripped out and made my booty feel like it was full of butter. He gave me that Country Crock Biscuit!
by dsldrummer1 August 24, 2021
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Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.
by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022
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The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022
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Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier

A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.
Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.
by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023
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does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.
Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018
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