One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
Get the Covid preppermug. by Zlaze May 17, 2022
Get the COVID-21mug. A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
Get the COVID Kevinmug. Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
by Buchi November 21, 2020
Get the COVID Scaremug. A virus made in 2056 Its know as SARS-COV56-VIRUS
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
"my friend is in danger of the Covid-56 his Minecraft dog died I must find him a new one before Gamer Depression kicks and before he thinks about suicide"
by SilencedMyth March 20, 2021
Get the Covid-56mug. When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
by MathPlus February 9, 2022
Get the Covid Hostagemug. Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021
Get the Covid-cowardmug.