a Cooper witt

A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.

"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?

Yeah, he's pretty good at football...

Pfff...What a Cooper witt."

by copper witt October 21, 2010

melissa cooper

The most amazing woman in the world, she married Jeff Cooper and gave birth to Alice Cooper.

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's Melissa Cooper.
Guy 2: yea, she's amazing.

by Jethrobodine September 20, 2013

ben cooper

short d*ck people are called this

omg look at his d*ck he must be called ben cooper

by moll xoxo December 21, 2020

A Harry Cooper

A fat kid, whose always just a friend when it comes to the girls.

Wow, how dare the kid ask me for my number. He was a Harry Cooper.

by Bgodly January 19, 2008

Cooper Gay

When someone with the lastname Gay marries someone the last name Cooper, they get united to make the last name 'Cooper-Gay'. Often nicknamed 'Super-Gay' just for the lols.

'I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Cooper-Gay'
'LOLMG, SUPER GAY MUCH!'
'Ano, super cooper gay'

by jennywattsss June 14, 2009

betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009