Conservative Vanilla

- Opposite of Sexual CHocolate

-thus uncool,

Dude 1- Im so excited for paramore

Dude 2-Me tooo

Dude 3- Did you guys see the Jonas premier

CG-Dude 3 you are so Conservative Vanilla

by cowgirl01313 September 6, 2009

Online Conservatives

Online conservatives are the people online that talk about how stupid democrats/liberals are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about democrats/liberals on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the Internet reading what the conservative media (Fox News) wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess

guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood

by twistedwire January 26, 2010

conservative

retarted

Take your conservative ideas elsewhere.

by oompapa March 19, 2011

conservative punk

An extremely contradicting phrase. You can't be a conservative and a punk. Not only is it un-intelligent, but it is also very disgraceful and pathetic. A conservative punk doesn't exist today, and most likely won't later on.

Poseur: Lyke, totally you guys! I'm totally punk!
Punk: Really now? What are your political prefferances?
Poseur: Well, I'm like, totally a conservative because I like, hate black people and um... bush is lyke, totally awesome!
Punk: You poseur. What's you're favorite band, you so called "punk".
Poseur: Ahh! It's totally Simple Plan.
Punk: I'm not surprised. Punk is about disregaurding orders and ANARCHY! You are a disgrace to true punks everywhere.
Poseur: OMG! But I thought that it was lyke, for rich white girls like me!
Punk: Go suck one of your crappy ass Avril Lavigne CD's
Poseur: Oooook! yay!

by Ginger T. September 1, 2005

conservative party

The Conservative Party is fast becoming an irrelevance in Britains attempts to become a one party state. Most of their voters are over 68 years of age and will hopefully die very soon. Currently led by David Cameron, who is belived to have suffered severe facial burns as a child which gives him his shiny balloon face.

Most Tories (Conservative members) are upper class, too stupid to enter the family business, were educated at Eton, congenitally delusional, and have become the last remnants of Empire. However there remains strong support amongst the neuveau riche (trying to become like the above), and the xenophobic lower classes who wish they were working 'below stairs' cleaning shit off their masters shoes.

A: I think I might vote for the Conservative party at the next election.

B: Who?

C: Oh, I rememeber them! (then proceeds to assault B)

by lukaz January 13, 2007

conservative

Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.

A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.

by Someone smarter than a liberal September 15, 2005

Conservaform

The sect or branch of Judaism between Reform and Conservative; also known as Reformative.

My mom was a Reform Jew, but my dad was a Conservative Jew. Since the two were always intermingling and we bounced back and forth between the two, I consider myself a Conservaform Jew.

by BirchTree80 April 5, 2010