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Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
by Duncan7 July 25, 2011
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i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.
Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.
by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022
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Geneva Convention

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020
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content

Buzzword popular in the Internet boom of 1999 that includes everything that takes skill to create; only used by those with no skills.
I can take this content and make it into a killer Java-based web portal.
by donth October 26, 2003
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Drop Obama off at the convention

Man, that Mexican food is going right through me. I need to drop Obama off at the convention!
by Hilrod October 16, 2008
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by Zach Black harper May 7, 2018
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consenting

It has the meaning of accepting, where the two sides accept the situation.
A: They're divorcing.
B: Is it a consenting divorce?
A: I don't think so.
by Franroth June 18, 2017
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