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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.
"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."
by Izulkara March 14, 2021
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Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.
Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die
by anonymous April 22, 2021
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Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.
Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

discard something at hight velocity repetitively and kill someone
"yeetus yeetus commit self deletus that!" says some youtubers.
by Hackcraft_ January 7, 2021
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