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Blue Command

Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!

Let's use Blue Command to do that faster

I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
by Psychodata December 6, 2019
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Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.
The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.
by Angry persona March 2, 2017
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war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.
I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."
by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023
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Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
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Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
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Washington Commanders

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.
Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.
by McElite October 13, 2024
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bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill
Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here
by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
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