Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024

Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!

“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”

by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022

comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.

Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."

by Maddiebee January 30, 2016

Comfort Character

A character, either from a movie, TV show, or video game, who can make you feel safe and happy during times of stress and despair

My three comfort characters are, in no particular order, Nick Wilde from Zootopia, Lucario from the Pokémon series, and Roxanne Wolf from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.

by ZLH December 9, 2023

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by anonymous March 28, 2021

slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort

Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort

by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017