Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018

Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.

I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.

by Racist’s United August 28, 2019

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.

"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"

by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025

Colorado Cig

Since the it is legal to smoke marijuana in the state of Colorado, this will give a new name to the age old term "blunt".

Ay bro, you got a colorado cig I in the car?

by DroNine November 12, 2012

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014