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Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
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colorado

- Brazilian Portuguese: "colorado" is a person who supports the Porto Alegre soccer team Sport Club Internacional.
It can be also used as a synonym of the team's name. Its main rival is Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense - whose supporters are "gremistas". A match between the two teams is called a "Grenal".
-"Tu é gremista ou colorado?" (Are you gremista or colorado?)
-"Colorado." (I'm colorado.)
-"Bah, eu também, tchê! Que baita goleada o Colorado deu ontem no Grenal"" (Nice, me too, mate! What a thrashing International gave yesterday in the Grenal!)
by oooookaaaaaaaayyyyy May 16, 2019
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Colorado Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
by dangnuggets September 29, 2019
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Colorado

The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.
Colorado is the absolute best.
by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows October 5, 2019
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Colorado Wall

A mental point of no return where an individual is lost to a cult.
They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.
by Danky Kang October 23, 2019
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Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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