college whore 

An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.

Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.

college whore by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss January 10, 2012

College Humor

A bunch of sharp adults/teens, making tons of videos and expanding the art of awesomeness. Deserves the highest form of respect with their wit, expression and humorous touch of the daily life.

Most likely the coolest crew in America!

Jake & Amir, Bleep Bloop, Full Benefits

and the vigorous Phantom of the Office to name a few.

College Humor makes you hardly working!

College Humor by xHoodwinked March 11, 2011

College Tupperware 

Reuse of takeout containers in place of traditional food storage containers, mostly from Chinese restuarants.

I know it is time to eat Chinese when the college tupperware finally deforms in the dishwasher.

College Tupperware by joeblow17 March 25, 2008

college app-a-holic

One who is addicted to sending out college applications and anything related to applying for college.

dude 1: dude, why do you get so much college junk mail?
dude 2: i'm a college app-a-holic.
dude 1: dude. that's really lame.

college app-a-holic by sirnaqvi February 11, 2009

college noodles 

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)

College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.

college noodles by 403forbidden July 30, 2007

College of marin

A life sucking beast that traps you forever.

Goddam, i wish i went to a real college, not the butthole of marin that is College Of Marin.

College of marin by J. Souza May 3, 2005

college face 

when you drink too much the night before and your face looks bloated the next day

"Between the keg of beer and the miso soup i officially have the worst case of college face ever."

college face by Stacey303 April 27, 2007