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Cokes

Extremely thick-lensed eyeglasses, commonly worn by nerdy, socially awkward people. If you look straight at someone who is wearing cokes, it appears as if their eyes are either larger or way smaller than they actually are. This is due to light refraction through the deep glass. Popular in decades past, eyeglass technology has come far enough that no one needs to be subjected to it anymore.
"Carl wore the worst cokes i've ever seen. He was really bad."
"I can't keep a straight face when looking at our science teacher, man, she's got cokes like it ain't no joke!"
"I feel kinda bad about it now, but when i was fighting with Sid i hit him hard in the eye and broke his cokes."
by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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Coke off a Boner

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014
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fried coke

Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola

DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.
The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.
by naha8 September 19, 2006
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Coke Throat

When you do a bunch of blow the previous night, and you wake up in the morning and you have a raspy/scratchy voice

Listen to Tone Loc talk and there's the definition

its what you get from doing all that bad blow from the Miami area in the 1980's
Friend 1: hey how do i sound this morning

Friend 2: WOAH coke throat!

Friend 1: oh man I did way too much coke last. and now my throat hurts and I got coke throat like mother... its hard to swallow!

Friend 2: you not going to party tonight then?

friend 1: fuck ya i am!! i just bought a 8ball...I'm gonna have coke throat again!
by pincky29 February 25, 2010
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coke bugs

Hallucinations in the form of insects. Usually induced by consumption of large amounts of cocaine.
Kacy sees coke bugs crawling all over her every time she snorts the blow.
by Justin Scott Wallace June 1, 2006
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coke

Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.

Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"

Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Coke Spoons

Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.
Trim your fingernails, or are you trying to grow some coke spoons?
by the_annihilator May 26, 2010
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