Country music

Death

"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"

"No, I don't want to die"

"Why would you die?"

"It's country music"

by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019

country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018

Cross country

Mexico’s national sport ever since trump said he would build a wall

“Woah look Juan that cross country athlete is gonna get across the border in no time”

“ I know Carlos look how fast he’s going!”

by Amt6836 give Gud succle January 15, 2019

Country coochin'

Wild country boys out lurkin' for that cooch.....it's called country coochin'!

Hey boys we goin out country coochin'!

by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019