aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
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by ehrgeiz June 7, 2009
Get the Clever Clogs mug.When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.
Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.
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Get the Barncicle Cleaner mug.Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
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Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.
bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.
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An "educated" black person that goes against the grain and has the temerity to constantly criticise and even vote against a "stupid" Black-Majority government. They look down upon anything that is non-conforming to their new-found whiteness and elitism. They are forever ready to challenge black authority, while at the same time they cower and grin at the white man.
They may be found as part of "woke-twitter" or calling on 702 radio, bitterly complaining about elected black leaders.
As a general rule they vehemently deny the existence of White Monopoly Capital.
An "educated" black person that goes against the grain and has the temerity to constantly criticise and even vote against a "stupid" Black-Majority government. They look down upon anything that is non-conforming to their new-found whiteness and elitism. They are forever ready to challenge black authority, while at the same time they cower and grin at the white man.
They may be found as part of "woke-twitter" or calling on 702 radio, bitterly complaining about elected black leaders.
As a general rule they vehemently deny the existence of White Monopoly Capital.
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