A Cinncinati Bowtie is a hospitalizable and perhaps fatal sex act involving one sexual partner prolapsing their anus, cutting it out, stretching it, and then tying it around another's neck.
Tom: Never go shopping in Ohio!
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.
Leo: Why?
T: You might find yourself on the receiving end of a Cincinnati Bowtie!!!
L: I think I'm going to vomit.
by Renced Adveaning June 9, 2018
Get the Cincinnati Bowtie mug.The act of after nutting inside a woman, putting a morning after pill inside your own mouth, crunching it like a nazi’s cyanide tablet, and then spitting it inside a woman’s mouth.
Fuck man! I nutted inside her, but with some quick thinking I remembered to give her a Cincinnati spearhead!
by YouWhatMate? March 6, 2021
Get the Cincinnati Spearhead mug.Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)
Example #1
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!
Example #2
Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!
Example #2
Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.
by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008
Get the Cincinnati Balboa mug.When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of an invalid while using the person's ears as a form of power steering.
Was working the afternoon shift at the Happy Acres Home when Mrs. Norman in B12 was gasping and pointing to her mouth; I knew immediately that she wanted a Cincinnati bowtie.
by cumqwat April 16, 2007
Get the cincinnati bowtie mug.by Pantalone Jones September 28, 2005
Get the cincinnati bowtie mug.you lie down and a girl with diaherrea shits on your chest and smears it around with her ass. similar to: dirty sanchez, rusty trombone
by pooman-chu December 18, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Pancake mug.the term for inserting your penis into a females neck, who has a tracheotomy, and as you start going at it harder she begins to bleed, with blood squirting out on each side resembling a bowtie.
This was illegally performed in a hospital in Cincinnati and made the news, the term cincinnati bowtie stuck.
by war on authority April 16, 2006
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