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Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit
by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021
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Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum
Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum
by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013
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christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
by Fatbox January 4, 2006
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Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.
What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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Christmas Must

A non-alcoholic bevrage consumed in Scandenavia, often during christmas and easter, when it's called "Påskmust".
Damn, that's som fine christmas must

Santa likes our must

Don't be greedy with that must!
by Daniel Craig McFister December 29, 2008
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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
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