fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

chaity

Chaity is basically the happy meal toy in the happy meal. She's the only joy in your life.

You'll find a Chaity in every happy meal.

by DonkeysJump February 27, 2017

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

Nick J is off the Chain

A saying used by Jonas Brother fans, reffering to the Rap That Nick Jonas ocasionally does on stage called "Nick J is off the Chain" (watch it on youtube). Ususally just a thing Jonas fans say.

Girl: Dude, NICK J IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!

Other Girl: Fuck ya he iss!

by joeshoefuhshizzle December 23, 2010

Put the pussy on the chain wax

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.

We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020

daisy chain

1. Sexual position involving multiple partners. One partner is pleasuring another, usually orally; the second is pleasing a third, and so on. Usually applied to homosexual males having a "chain" of oral sex.
2. The process of attaching computer cables in sequence to create a longer cable distance.

1. You know when those guys get together, they just have one big daisy chain.
2. I need more parallel cables so I can create a daisy chain to connect my computer to the printer in the other room.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.

Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.

by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007