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Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007
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Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.
by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009
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Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.
Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?
by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010
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Captain King

What they were going to call the primary character of the Halo video game series before finally going with the astoundingly original "Master Chief". /lie Used by detractors of the series to poke fun at the character.
All hail Captain King! Huzzah!
by Holly Teacakes October 9, 2007
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captain douchebag

The biggest douchebag in the history of time. A person who exemplifies all that it means to be a douche.
Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.
by ShooToKill August 13, 2006
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captain planet

A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet.
Kwame: "Earth!"
Wheeler: "Fire!"
Linka: "Wind!"
Gi: "Water!"
Ma-Ti: "Heart!"
All: "Together, we form CAPTAIN PLANET!"
by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005
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Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
by Psychologist October 11, 2003
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