Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”

“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell

by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026

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Campbell's Soup Party

A slang or joke term for a reckless house party where guests throw canned soup at the walls, floors, or ceilings, leaving a mess or causing damage.

After hearing what happened at Jake's Campbell's soup party last weekend, his roommates decided nobody is hosting anything at their place again.

by RKDub January 2, 2026

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As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.

Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.

by beef boss January 13, 2026

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Campbell

Campbell is the kind of person to give you a free sandwich at the grocery store if no one is looking. People named Campbell would also most likely do the same thing with other various items you would find a grocery store such as little weenies or possibly a watermelon.

Friend: Yo Campbell, any chance you could hook me up with a couple of potatoes?
Campbell: yeah man I got you. *quickly hands over a few potatoes*

by Burgersnfries November 22, 2021

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