Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

Callum singleton is a nitty.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

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Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

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Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock

Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs

by funny guy who is kinda stupid March 7, 2022

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Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell

Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom

by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

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callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

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the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.

¨who is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.

by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019

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