ivy ceiling

The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.

I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.

by kickasstimus January 29, 2015

National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.

Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019

Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.

Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.

by Xinny March 30, 2022

Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.

"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"

by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023

Caining

To intake large amount of illegal narcotics, traditionally marijuana. To cain means to go above and beyond normal intakes to the amount that will physically challenge you and to do it at a fast pace.

"Jordan cains like a muvaf*ck"
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."

by Garreth Hughes May 27, 2004

Marble Ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.

( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )

Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )

GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by solstafeer May 20, 2010

Ceiling eyes

When your irises are apparently too small to reach the bottom of your eye socket.

Audrina Patridge has ceiling eyes.

by blackeyezz December 22, 2008