Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 25, 2023
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Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 24, 2022
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 03, 2025
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
by TheHimOfHims June 04, 2024
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