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Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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slinkster-cool

the ultimate in cool. there's nothing cooler than this. its an adjective to cool, which is an adjective!?
thats a slinkster-cool convertable!
by Lora July 13, 2003
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GameStop Cool

Cool, as defined by those who frequent GameStop. (aka, not cool)
The thirty-three year old man with the faux-hawk and Im Eight (inches) shirt is GameStop cool.
by XxCherishxX December 30, 2009
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not cool man

when someone does something that is not acceptable, "Not cool man!" is usually an appropriate phrase to inform them that what they did was not nice, cool, funny, or tolerated by society, or just you.
Uncool guy: My butt is so awesome....
Cool guy: Not cool man!
by Shiraz rocks mannnn February 3, 2018
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Bitch be cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
Jules: Tell that bitch to be cool! Say 'bitch be cool'!

Pumpkin: Be cool honey!

Jules: Say bitch be cool! Tell that fuckin' bitch to chill!

Pumpkin: Be cool Honey Bunny!

Jules: Chill that fuckin' bitch out!

Pumpkin: Shut up, Honey!
by AstroCK8 January 19, 2019
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Cool.

A passive aggresive way of saying "Fuck you".
"I painted a picture today!"

"Cool."
by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020
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CocoLoso

Coconut Ciroc and Pineapple juice. A drink named after Diddy and Fabolous
We having a CocoLoso night.
by NICE167 September 8, 2010
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