computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Computer Poddy

When you sit down for your 1st daily session at the computer, and 5 to 10 minutes later, you have to interrupt your computer session to go poddy.

I hate it! Every time I sit down at my computer, I have to get up and go computer poddy!

by PDXGrammarGirl January 16, 2011

Computer music

Music that is made by a computer completely. Not modified by a computer (which would include most music) but rather an original creation made on a computer. Primarily refers to "electronic" or "rave" music.

I hate computer music, too much womp womp.

by DominiqueFrancon June 27, 2016

computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.

Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.

by Mrylou July 31, 2016

computer stooge

the opposite of a computer geek.

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!

by rolisk August 4, 2007

computer pants

A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.

When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.

by felixh September 30, 2016