A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."
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by CBJDOE October 26, 2009
Loreto College is a catholic institution, everyone who goes there is sexy af and are WAY smarter than the absolute gremlins that lurk around in Xaverian. but the maths department is gayyyy
by TheAwesomeGingerOne November 13, 2019
A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.
A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.
Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology
There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.
This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.
Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology
There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.
This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC
Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!
I got my bachelor's in three months!
I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.
Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
I got my bachelor's in three months!
I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.
Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!
by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010
The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.
Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.
by MrAntidisestablishmentarianism December 02, 2011