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Climate Chaos

The newest hip term for "Climate Change" which relpaced "Global Warming" which, actually, are both being slowly replaced with "Global Wierding" after the earth stopped warming and began a cooling trend that started in 1999.

In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..
If we don't stop driving our SUV's and cut carbon emissions we will be destined for World War III because of all the mass migrations that will ensue from the upcoming climate chaos.
by worldkingproductions October 27, 2011
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frankie chaos

A man from a small town in florida. A calm & mellow man, who is the coolest mother f**ker to ever walk the earth.
by Steve Somebody February 5, 2008
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artificial chaos

The illusion of randomness, like dice generated by a computer. A computer program is finite. There are a limited number of possible outcomes, so it is not really random, but predictable.

Are real dice really random, though? Is everything predictable, as if a computer program? Finite? Or is it without end? No sum total of all equations too grand for us to calculate?
That video roulette wheel is artificial chaos dude.
by The Kosmonautical 'Splorer January 16, 2010
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Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.
Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.
by Chaosmanager January 1, 2012
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bad dragon of chaos

v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.
I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.
by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021
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kings of chaos

A sucky game compared to Outwar! Outwar requires cognative abitity to play but Kings of Chaos does not. A rip off of Outwar!
I love Outwar! Screw Kings of Chaos.
by Josh Miller July 17, 2004
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prof chaos

The pinnacle of gaming goodness. Prof Chaos' are the |337est beings to walk the planet and pwn any nubs that stand in their way.
I was fraggin nubs, then Prof Chaos came and nubbed my n00b ass cuz I stank balls.
by Joe Dirt January 5, 2004
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