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Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
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chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
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Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.
I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.
by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022
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catfish slag

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"
by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023
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Catfish

A fake person, someone who lies and has a fake identity. Usually seen on almost every social media, including Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Also a fish.
Not naming names, but a real girl on a website is a catfish. She harrasses people into sending nudes so she can sell them, after luring them in after a sweet bit of flirting. She will befriend you, find dirt and scum on you, and if you leave her or give away her secret, she will destroy you and your reputation.
And a fish.
by Fadedstorm January 27, 2019
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sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.
Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.
by LitQn October 20, 2022
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