callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

Callum Mcfarlane

Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person

schmuck callum Mcfarlane

by kwenzima March 13, 2023

Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis

Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom

by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum

PogChamp and Poggers

"Callum is Pogchamp and Poggers"

by pogmanisverypog June 9, 2021

adam callum

A amazing hot boy with a huge dick and is super athletic

Adam Callum fuck me

by yuh6969 May 14, 2018

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020