nugget cake 

The nugget cake is a culinary behemoth, vaguely similar in appearance to a traditional birthday cake, but differing massively in composition. It is made predominantly of chicken nuggets, being either legitimate or emulations of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds, coalesced by barbeque sauce mortar. Other ingredients may include a pizza foundation, layers of bacon strips, layers of cheeseburgers, layers of macaroni and cheese, french fry candles, and a melted cheese membrane to contain the madness. Not for the faint of heart, in all sense of the idiom.

Dude 1: Man, how about that nugget cake last night?

Dude 2: Dude, I could taste the cholesterol!

Dude 3: You guys don't even know. This morning I took a 12 pound shit.

nugget cake by Bobb the Terrible January 3, 2011

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

Chocolate Cake with Frosting by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

purple cake

giving a women oral sex

I love eating purple cake

purple cake by mccuesiff January 11, 2012

Icing on the cake 

The finish on your chicks ass

Bro she even let me put the icing on the cake

Icing on the cake by Icing the cake December 23, 2019

Funnel Cake 

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

Funnel Cake by Leiko October 6, 2004

state cake 

a state cake is what niggas be makin in jail. it is a honeybun covered in mainly crushed up cookies,candybars, and other sweets. they taste good but are a waste of commisary items.

ay!, is dat nigga makin a state cake ova there cuz i sure am hungry. he betta brake bread

state cake by inmate #282445 December 23, 2008

take the cake

To be an extreme or special instance, as if it wins a cake for being so extreme or special. Usually used in the form "I have seen/heard a lot of (variable), but (this) takes the cake." A common, but aging phrase in Scandinavian languages.

A: Did you see that girl?
B: Yeah. I've seen a lot of girls in my life, but she takes the cake.
A: I'd let her take the cake any day.
B: You're an idiot.

take the cake by Bennyishere January 12, 2009