FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"
by TTxHarpxxxxxhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.
by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick
by DYLANMAN76 March 2, 2020

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

by IzHeMaD June 18, 2014
