Middle of buttfuck

A place in the middle of nowhere you don't want to stay too long

A rural area were you might get killed

Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!

Middle of buttfuck by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Buttfuck a baby duck 

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

Buttfuck a baby duck by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009

buttfuck love 

Buttfuck love is when you don't give a single shit about somebody, you just want to fuck them in the butt.

George doesn't like Kate Upton's acting or personality, but he buttfuck loves her — that is to say he wants to fuck her in the butt.

buttfuck love by XplozionMan June 11, 2014

Kentucky Buttfuck

Fucking your partner in the ass while said person is wearing a saddle butt fuck kentucky

While vacationing at the ranch I was mistakenly confused for a horse, and was Kentucky buttfucked

Kentucky Buttfuck by Fugedaboudit March 3, 2016

buttfuck

1. The process of buttfucking someone else. On the semiotic level, the term to buttfuck, different to the more commonly used inverted form fuck butt, stresses the importance of the butt in contrast to the mere process of penetration alone. Thus any real butt pirate prefers the term to buttfuck instead of to fuck butt.

2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.

3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.

4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.

1. To fuck butt a butt-slut's buttered butt is great, but to buttfuck a butt-slut's buttered butt is even greater.

2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!

3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.

4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?

buttfuck by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

BUTTFUCKING TITLICK 

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS

"What a Buttfucking Titlick Taylor is!"

BUTTFUCKING TITLICK by dirty old mans 27th ballsac October 18, 2008

buttfuckegypt 

Far far away from you're destonation.

Damn you live in buttfuckegypt.

buttfuckegypt by candie-justice August 22, 2007