A population spurt sub-generation born between 1985-1995 likened to the baby boomers. They are part of the larger internet generation.
by metas March 29, 2008
The people who say our generation is the dumbest generation, yet their generation caused a global economic meltdown. It wasn't the Millennials buying up houses they couldn't afford and giving those loans out. It wasn't the Millennials racking up enormous credit card debt and creating a society based on material goods. (Despite their former Hippie days where they spurned materialism, these baby boomers have become the most materialistic generation).
They will suck us dry with exorbitant Medicare and Social Security costs, leaving no social safety net for those who are under the age of 40 as of 2010 officially screwed.
They will talk ten kinds of shit about how our generation is entitled, but recent research suggests we may be the most frugal generation since the 1930s due to the financial crisis that baby boomers started.
The people who make up the vast majority of Teabaggers and rail against the obscene spending they spurred on and even engage in on a regular basis. Thus, it is reasonable to assume these former far-left wingers and idealists are trying to reform society into their dystopian vision still held over from their Hippie days.
They will suck us dry with exorbitant Medicare and Social Security costs, leaving no social safety net for those who are under the age of 40 as of 2010 officially screwed.
They will talk ten kinds of shit about how our generation is entitled, but recent research suggests we may be the most frugal generation since the 1930s due to the financial crisis that baby boomers started.
The people who make up the vast majority of Teabaggers and rail against the obscene spending they spurred on and even engage in on a regular basis. Thus, it is reasonable to assume these former far-left wingers and idealists are trying to reform society into their dystopian vision still held over from their Hippie days.
by nbakuchev October 2, 2010
Person 1: Bro we are addicted to these phones and these vape are going th kill us.
Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.
Person 2: Bro, that's a boomer moment.
by gatorboycolt November 18, 2019
by Lordcathulu March 17, 2020
When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 30, 2019
Boomer Virus occurs when an old person tries to use modern technology. Infection takes hold when the old person enters denial and blames the technology or someone/something else for it not working, when in fact it is their own actions causing the problem.
Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)
Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)
Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)
Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)
Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)
Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)
Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
by markymint January 20, 2020
Synonym for coronavirus or COVID-19, created by the internet, since the virus is most dangerous for older people.
Friend: My grandma died because I infected her with COVID-19.
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?
by WakandanCow March 25, 2020