A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
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John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.
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Get the Blind Bust mug.Blind brings together the best players to compete on gaming’s biggest stages. We are a team of passionate and skilled gamers. To also mention our clan contains skilled gamers that go by certain names, our members our, BlindEddie(Founder), BlindAdam(co- leader), Blind_hafa(co-leader) and BlindKilla(co-leader).Every Friday Blind will have zone wars on the clans own map. Also, the clan may host events like arena, scrims, clan wars, Blind Friday, and 1v1 tournaments.
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Get the Blind Squid mug.I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again
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