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Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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Born Blind

Definition:
An Asian that has eyes so small it looks like they're shut.
Sentence:
Chris: Hey Davit, that old Asian lady is born blind!
Davit: Oh damn!
by שואה (sheckles) October 6, 2016
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Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.
So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.
by shtooops November 15, 2009
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Blind channel

Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.
by Ollinpuhtaatsukat.fi November 25, 2021
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.
Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.
by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016
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Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018
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