My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Seasons bleedings

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
by guyoutnumbered December 10, 2010
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Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.
You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!
by Fugin nice April 7, 2024
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ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011
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bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno
ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way
by §wimming January 3, 2022
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
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