An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
by guyoutnumbered December 10, 2010

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards
me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds
ryan: man were you fucking looking
me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way
me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds
ryan: man were you fucking looking
me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way
by §wimming January 3, 2022

by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
