Benoovenins

A sentient destination that you are forcibly taken to, after smoking a sizeable bowl of Dimethyltriptamine.

Bro the benoovenins took me to go and meet the machine elves. It was really intense!

by ImAChoomahFromAus May 11, 2021

Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021

Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021

Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

bazoomed

Faster than faster

There getting bazoomed back

by MaryHadASheep August 2, 2021

bezoled

The high tired feeling where words become one before crackhead energy hits

Dude I’m so bezoled

by St0n3y P4tch September 18, 2021

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021